he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
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Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
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We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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