Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
How does it feel to date your dad?
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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