did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
This baby is an asshole
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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