Porn is love you can see.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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