you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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