I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Plural? Please tell.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
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On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
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If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.