Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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