She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
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at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
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You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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