What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
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her facebook's as public as her vagina
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
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I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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