Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
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When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
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It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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