It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
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Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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