Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
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