is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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