obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
there is glitter all over my balls
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