i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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