Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
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Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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