I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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