Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
bring money and cleavage
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
