So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I think your dad took our porno
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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