Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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