I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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