I should be sponsored by Trojan
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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