so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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