I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
