yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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