He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
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