she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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