so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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