Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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