A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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