Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
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Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
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I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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