my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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