Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
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Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
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Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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