apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Randomize
