yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Randomize
