do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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