I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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