ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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