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Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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