well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Randomize
