So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
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Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
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You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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