He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
