I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
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right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
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You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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