End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
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I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
how drunk are you?
Several
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
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