This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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