Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
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so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I have surprise drugs for everyone
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
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I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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