Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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