yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
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Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
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...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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