I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
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She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
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Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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