I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
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It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
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Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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