i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
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since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
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Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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