his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
He has the fingertips of a God
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