okay pat passed out under dana's car
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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