He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
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I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
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I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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